If you use Clamnog instead, I hear that stuff doesn’t expire, so you’d be good. Who wants a nice glass of clamnog?

Welp, all the unqualified people at Tesla are currently working in the body-fitment/alignment department...

You’d definitely be able to find them later by following the smell...

Or imagine being rear ended yourself and inertia carrying all that...stuff in the frunk rearwards towards the driver...

Yeah but then after the trip is done, you have to reach into frunk to open the drain with your bare hands. Yuck.

Wow that pic is awesome!!1!!11

It was a car missing the engine. The only other names we call that are:

I’d be happy if Bezos (Bozo) could, um, you know...pay his taxes...

While is does push the envelope in terms of being severely open in it’s lewdness, it never goes beyond “anime tiddies”, and only has implied V and D images. It’s more in terms of vulgar descriptions. It doesn’t really push the boundaries compared to something like “Why the hell are you here, Sensei” which also got an…

Really.  The main character’s name is Stunk, for crying out loud...

Where’s my flying car, dagnammit!

They’re doing what Tesla set out to do - develop a platform and work with existing companies.  Unfortunately for Tesla, no one has taken them up on the offers of sharing their IP.

Actually, engine blocks and other metal parts (not the fluids) can be shred and reused in some form.

I went to the SF Auto show (we both worked at the Examiner and went on the press night) with a buddy of mine the year the Miata was introduced to the US. Before all the hype happened, the Miata was just supposed to be a cheap car. We actually laughed at the wheels and joked that my lawn mower had larger rims. Then the…

Don’t be a mean girl.

In California, $31K will barely give you enough to fill this thing with gas, let alone a home...

Well, this is a “no kidding” kinda thing...

*COUGH COUGH*

Take my star, you magnificent bastard.

$4,500?