Parallel parking this would be easy. I mean you can just drive up on the hood of the car behind a bit and then pull forward.

That is the best-looking car I have seen in quite some time. Not even joking. I want one.

Well, if he (or anyone parking next to him) makes a mistake it’s not his car that’s getting damaged.

Take a star just for Haute Pock-ute.

Where does a breakfast Hot Pocket fit in? OOH it’s a pseudo-sandwich so... France, however, OTOH it’s also undeniably an American “innovation”.

Ironically, also the most likely cause of death to anyone driving a Changli.

So this thing is really just 2 hoverboards with a roof on it, isn’t it?

Don’t worry, I’m too technologically incompetent to work out how to kill them.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

Now trying to think who should review it for the greatest comedy value

I’m glad the sites you visit have better ads. The sites I like to visit just got them today...

they aren’t joking, here is their watchlopnik: hodinkee.com

This is the kind of pedantry that Jalopnik excels at.

I found the Datsun in the group:

I would like for part two of this article to focus on how to bid/buy/ship with minimal pain.

Part three could be, oh I don’t know, how to make your wife understand that the household definitely needs a fleet of imported Japanese iron.

USS Auctions sell cars to both domestic and foreign buyers, with over 10 locations across Japan. The biggest of these is the USS Noda location.

All it needs is everything!

Came here for this.

I’m just glad I didn’t let the commentariat down.

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.