How to deal with a supremely powerful antagonist who controls a massive unbeatable horde? I know! LAZY WRITING! Nothing inventive. Nothing clever. So done with that mess.

Cuz it’s the only way the scientists end up with “extra”

Uh... why is this surprising?

Ok, TV but damned FINE TV...

Am I the only one who wanted a Speed improv?

Ignoring all the safety issues and whatnot (I ride so I’m aware), am I the only one who wants to see those two go at it? I’m guessing punching a helmet HURTS.

Have the fixed Hb’s botox disaster? I mean that make up... here’s hoping they fix it in post.

They have to have someone to tank the last boss, a damage sink... someone to maybe... Hold the Door...

Who cares what he says? He had the chance to build a world from scratch and filed it with misogynistic assholes who rape, kill and abuse all the women (and a fair portion of the men)... well done, unimaginative twat. 

You win... everything!

He hopes

This is a movie that needs to be made.

Oceans Ate

They actually have to keep editing his fingers cuz he keeps giving Nazi salutes. /s (though they probably do have to remind him)

So, not eggs.

I live in Oregon, home to astonishing back roads filled with “whaaaaat? Where’d the pavement go?!” moments. May I recommend a Mini Cooper comparo with the Miata for off-road accolades? 

Hellboy went and got a bit too much botox

It’ll stick about as well as killing Phoenix

NON-FUNCTIONAL machine guns? In LEGO?! Say it ain’t SO!

Time to reboot the world... the video card can’t handle the resolution. We’re getting the jaggies