Matt Damon loves an opportunity to save the day. Ever notice? In movies like We Bought a Zoo (he buys a zoo and…
Matt Damon loves an opportunity to save the day. Ever notice? In movies like We Bought a Zoo (he buys a zoo and…
You don’t understand what you’re talking about, which is par for the course on this subject.
“shrill and bossy.”
It had been two months since self-described “titty streamer” Kaceytron finally covered up.
Maybe you were dismissed b/c you present your opinions as fact and many people find that sort of attitude annoying?
I’ll never forget my 21st birthday. God killed Jerry Falwell just for me.
Same thing for tea. Do you know how angry I get when the only tea option is Lipton. I’m like can I at least get some Twinings English Breakfast?
You knew it was coming!
Tessa emerged this morning, saw her shadow, and went back into their yurt for another two weeks of mad humping like it’s the end of the world.
OkStupid.
“Students and faculty of X University, thank you for having me in to speak today.
Yes, all old people are Bill Gates. You got me.
By making cartoons about how kids don’t know how books work, in order to make themselves feel better about not knowing how computers work.
Hello, my name is Liberal America, here to engage you in dialogue. Let’s stipulate, before we begin: College kids…
there are a lot of reasonable american catholics out there, like the one’s who decided to leave the church for good.
And the thing is that people like her can’t stand Pope Francis because he sometimes shows an ounce of humanity, which is an ounce too much for the Ingrahams of the world.
Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.
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Come on, man. That is just not true. I’ve been cooking for 15 years, so I’m not ignorant on this. The solo egg photo looks a little rough, but you’re either blind or stupid if you actually think those other dishes are “college dorm, bottom of the barrel” quality. That, or you went to an extremely rich school with very…