Hillary won Fort Bend County too!

this. the fire merc I defeated and recruited could kill named cultists in ship battles like nothing.

I enjoyed listening to him get humiliated on Here and Now almost everyday.

they can’t. you can’t piss off the emperor of the world, especially if he’s as fickle as Caligula. entire economies are at stake if you don’t bow down to the current emperor. the old emperor may have been very good and reasonable, but it’s really hard to imagine how much America shapes the world, if you’re living in…

also the only one to fail the federal stress test today..

HG Wells’s War of the Worlds does indeed end with the Martians dying from bacteria. I don’t think Spielberg can ever change that!

not so long ago he was in trouble for showing up to work only 50% of the time. gop had a primary to kick him out

yep.. flights OUT. I think we’re at the point where if you want to do international flights, you may have to go to Dallas.

I tried to rematch the whole series years ago and it just doesn’t age well.

great! now my eyes are wet!

he’s a soldier, and a novelist and now he’s on fox news!

this is the only way to eat a mango when I was growing up in the Philippines. my main problem is no one likes to eat the center cut and if you don’t slice it properly, you may end up with a thin or uneven outer slices (the parts you can cut like a hedgehog).

his name is associated with proto alt right racist memes (early 2016). be wary

used to be one? I still have it! I’m too lazy to turn it off though.

the Atlantic was pretty fine but when they started parroting the “free speech problem in college campuses,” I had to reGoogle what the company was because they started to sound like your typical WSJ opinion column.

I’m an immigrant and when I went to U Of Houston for freshmen orientation, I was stunned on why the dean of the chemistry department was also a hype man for the basketball team.

ever since I’ve seen people doing ride or die on bees I am getting a very eurocentric vibe and it’s getting very annoying. humans survived for thousands of years without bees people! pets are way more important to a hunter gathering society than bees! #teamPets

seraphina of disgaea 5 does it, probably, three times each cut scene.

his tears are giving that glass of milk a nice kick of flavor.

if we come to the point where there are no fish in the ocean anymore, nothing would be growing on land either. that’s where we all came from people!