Wow.

In these cases the “Sent from...” shows that these people were SO OUTRAGED by internet blog posts that they had to respond on the go. That’s how serious they are about happenings on the internet!

Girls seeing this might try to put their vaginas in boys faces. And the boys might let them!

Art, shhhhh. All of these emails are psychotic ramblings so you need to just laugh instead of getting worked up. For the second one you quoted, especially, the incredible part is how he initially starts sounding reasonable and quotes a previous dead letter before devolving into utter insanity. You can’t make this…

Of course, hearing an annoying athiest tell you about their athiesm at length is a lot better than the historic Christian example of the same behavior;

“It’s funny because he’s treating me like shit.” *sips coffee*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Arrested, tried, convicted, and hung”

I actually was able to figure this out.

It’s not an argument. It’s negging.

And it looks like Dwayne the blowhard troll is back yet again.

He would also deprive the non-white pieces of any resources until they died out en masse.

As one of those damned moral philosophers who then went into law, I have to agree on the Latin.

why bother, he isnt worth that level of thought.

“In a lazy effort to have you eventually fired I present you with clicks!”

It’s the same reason kids yell this shit when playing online multiplayer.

It’s how they take power.

Definitely read the subtitles in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.  

If I can offer three points of advice that you don’t have to take a full course for:

1.) One of the first and most important tenets of Rhet/Comp is to avoid engaging in arguments with zealots. “Zealot” doesn’t have the same religious connotation in this context that it does in colloquial expression—it just means any…