I’ve always assumed that as long as I finish my wife is just happy that I’m happy...

Looks like somebody found the lithium pill that mommy hides in your food every morning!

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

it’s certainly not because union protections have weakened

“And capitalist, of shudder”

found Joan there eating and feeding the dog

I’ve served under enough CO’s, admirals and generals to verify this.

That’s not a typo. Clearly, Bill meant for the full subject line to read: Bill Get Is Scientific.”

I’ve seen this clip a million times and somehow only now am noticing the misplaced apostrophe in “get’s.”

How can you possibly be this stupid? Would you peddle an obviously fake and ridiculous thing as a joke about any other minority group? Would you say “man it’s so funny all black people love watermelon and fried chicken!” and then when you get push back on it say, “well i don’t see how it’s racist, I just think it’s…

I remember thinking this about Megyn Kelly when she decided to speak up for maternity leave and her attitude is exactly what’s wrong with many conservatives:

The results of my totally scientific poll about Bill O’Reilly...

That. Is. Bullshit. I just shook left hands with a Muslim last night because I had a tool in my right hand that I could not put down. You may not realize that you have bought an urban myth formed from racism but you have.

I can’t believe I’m saying this because I am a longtime Brit fan and I root for her, but I saw this on my feed and maybe it’s because I’m in a bad mood today, but it came across as thirsty to me and looked like the beginning of a stepmom YouPorn video. Sorry, Britney. I still love you.

Lol, I want to un-grey this so everyone can bear witness to a true paragon of reverse evolution emblematic of the end of the scientific golden age.

I think it’s a great policy, however I’m not sure how it relates to my post. If someone has a criminal record, they’ve been found guilty. If your knee-jerk reaction to discussion rape or sexual harassment is to think “but what about false accusations?”, you should probably rethink that.

Wow - the MRA scumbags in here are legion. flag and/or dismiss.

am told I am the problem because I am a white cis male

If that’s how you feel, fine.

His dumb handle is all one needs to know about this dummy and his dumb takes.