.... if this is satire I will gladly give you a star and possibly a COTD nomination. Please confirm if you are joking or insane.

Right because as a woman I have never been called ugly or “butt hurt” by some insecure man behind a keyboard.

Thats because MEN choose to put us down and judge us based on looks, makeup, body hair, breast size, height, race, hair color, hair length.

Title VII of the Civil Rights act bars discrimination in employment. https://www.eeoc.gov/laws/statutes/titlevii.cfm

Oh, I see. Nothing can interfere with your precious narrative. Certainly not the two examples I linked to, proving your point to be 100% invalid.

I’m writing a fanfic that combines this and “The Wolf of Wall Street.” I’m actually kind of proud of it. Can the next big author be me?

Would you care to read my draft 50 fic? In mine, “Shmannah” a young woman who hears slutty voices in her head falls in love with “Schmedward” a wealthy businessman with a dark past. But can Schmannah cure him with her sparkly vagina? Or will she choose her friend Schmacob who is a poor but has abs (spoiler: no!)? Oh…

That is an instant de-friend right there.

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

Let the motherfucker burn.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

“I know what I know and don’t care what the facts say.”

I own a bar so I run it myself. But believe me, there are many bar owners who would love someone to do it. Problem is, most bar DJ’s suck at it.

LMAO do you think these people like you back, Andy? you don’t think they see your heritage and think you’re violent, illegal, inhuman, undeserving of rights or dignity? If you don’t know that that is exactly how they see you, I truly feel sorry for you and hope you learn to read at some point.

That fucking exposé, man.

Please let Scott Pruit be next.

My bestie is currently married to a Kevin, and having spent an hour on the phone with her this morning doing my best to offer support from across the country, I would simply like to say to these dickwads:

thank’s

Trump once attempted a to recreate that scene from Valkyrie.

Given that he’s got a list already, definitely not a new word for this guy