I like that there are too many shows. I can scroll through Netflix and say “Oh, I heard that was good, I should watch it some time.” Then I go right to the same 2 shows or 5 movies that I always watch and feel safe and boring and comfortable. But I thought about something different. And that’s just as good as doing…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Here’s my reply:

The only way I would endorse holding is if they removed all QB protection rules (except late hits). Starting with the one rule I hate above all (now that the tuck rule is history) the rule that allows the QB to run out of the pocket and throw the ball away without incurring an intentional grounding penalty. God I hate…

Promoting Kurdish independence is probably the least shady thing Manafart has ever done. Yes, the US opposes it, because we’re trying to make nice with Turkeye and our ex-Ba’athist oil stooges, but Kurdish independence is actually a positive.

All I got out of this was Chuando Tan. I would like to...um...be his...friend.

Refrain:

I just dislike the mandatory farewell touching. I don’t want to touch people...

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

I thought this guy wasn’t allowed to speak in public, unless this is Kelly’s endgame to boot him next.

I immigrated from South Vietnam in the closing days of what, over there, is known as “The American War” when I was 4 years old. I left on a CIA plane (my mom worked for the CIA and my dad was a South Vietnamese officer) on April 19, 1975. In a week and a half, South Vietnam ceased to exist as a nation. I literally…

If they really gave a damn about our economy, Bannon, Sessions and Miller would drive down to the border, get on their knees and start begging and pleading for more illegal immigrants to come here.

As someone whose entire professional career was basically assisting homeowners with Foreclosure Prevention at a high success rate, this is a double-edged sword. CRA is popular with banks in part because they learned to game the laws. They can go into minority, poor communities and get people hooked into legal and…

Hahaha. That’s great. I have no Norwegian heritage, but I grew up in Northern Minnesota around a lot of Scandinavians so I feel a kinship.

Why? He came up with it, along with priming the pump.

Dear Cops & Blind Defenders Of These Assholes:

They might as well be walking on the sun.

Idc...fuck that pear.