With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

I would say then, fine. Don’t pay them. But you have to carry insurance on each of them that covers what the average contract for their position would be in the pro league if they get injured and can’t play anymore. Notice I said average, not league minimum. So some of these people would get multi-million dollar…

Everyone forgets this.

I remember getting Internet backing in 1990 (I was about 5 or 6.) About a year later, I’d figured out how to find porn and print out color copies...then I got lectured by a teacher in 1st grade when I brought a couple print-outs to school and sold them for $1 a piece.

Things adolescent boys used in the late 70s:

Also:

The JC Penny’s lingerie catalog.

I don’t remember anything like that from Middle School (it was the midwest, can’t be a little deviant and just broadcast that shit) , but in high school the inside of my locker had 2 Rolling Stone covers: Christina Aguilera naked w/ a PRS and Nicole Kidman naked w/ a cowboy hat. They really tied that locker together.

Kathy Ireland, man.

It had bare boobies. In a pre-Internet world, that was all a man really needed. Damn millennial degenerates don’t know how good they have it.

Obligatory.

Take it from a guy who had a makeout session snuffed out by a viewing of Dead Man Walking.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Ivanka has it in her head that she has to defend Trump no matter what, because he’s her father but she knows exactly what he is. But she’s been raised to be a good little team player so she’ll cheer him on no matter what he does.

The only way this could be more perfect is if for some reason Waffle House started serving crab legs.

Right state, wrong school, still funny.

I know this doesn’t make anyone blink anymore, but the fact that he would do this to the mother of his one-month-old child—a child presumably conceived while the victim was 17—is a rather powerful testimony to the need for comprehensive sex education and affordable contraception.

yah

This sounds like the premise for a Sessions/Graham slash fic.

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore? How was this comment even remotely funny? One of the most powerful men in the country is a racist who doesn’t seem to understand how 101 level government works and serves under a president who knows even less. Fucking hilarious.