The Dan Snyder Racial Slurs play their stupid, embarrassing games in Maryland. Please don’t associate them with the good and fun teams of Washington, D.C.

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Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

best scene in that series.

That was one of my absolute favorite scenes in the entire show. Brilliant!

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best. scene. ever.

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I fully expect to catch the wrath of the commenters on this, but—and this is just my personal opinion, not an assertion of objective fact!—I’d put Wall ahead of Irving and Lowry, and I’d rather have him than DeRozan or Cousins, too.

Just more evidence that American politics is less about ideas and beliefs than it is about tribalism.

Anyone up for “Most obnoxious thing a guy has ever said to you to tell you he’s not interested”?

I’d respond but it’s thirteen o’clock and I need to leave.

This is a good point, and where his reality TV “stay tuned” refusal to disclose his position and plans is going to become increasingly problematic. And, I mean, it’s ridiculous that his lack of transparency often comes less from an autocratic evasiveness than on his desire to keep people in suspense. Also, admittedly,…

Yeah I mean I understand why they notified Russia. What I think is suspicious is that they felt the action was extreme enough to warrant that notification, yet didn’t give Congress a heads up.

I’m no Trump defender, but I think the whole action in Syria, including notifying the Russians beforehand, is possibly the most predictable and conventional of his actions as president. This is how international diplomacy currently works: someone does something the US doesn’t like, and they don’t want to start an…

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?