Don’t leave out us women. We love some Popeyes too.

He eats his bucket of fried chicken with a knife and fork, sir.

*Fox News voice* Who do these UNGRATEFUL ATHLETES think they are anyway, to tell the AMERICAN PEOPLE what to think? To help us answer this question is a panel of celebrities who haven’t been relevant since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

I lose self-respect everytime I hit up Popeyes. That’s alot of self-respect.

And wiping his tiny, greasy hands on his rumpled suit.

He took this long not because Republicans buy sneakers too, but rather because 45s gotta stick together, yo.

And a steak with ketchup

you use Popeyes instead?

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

Wait, hold on, it’s not called All Takes Matter?

Seriously, I’m Canadian, we don’t get FS1 up here.

Although we do love the channel for changing format and giving us Jay & Dan back.

Say what you want about ESPN talking heads with B&E’s or Obstruction of Justice charges....

The Germans even have a word for it! :)

See, I believe in that old French Calvinist idea that only like 10,000 people in the history of ever will get into heaven. So by sinning a lot, I’m making sure that a spot stays open for someone else! I’m being selfless!

But Joel says god WANTS you to be rich.

I object to your use of the word “cunt” in this context.

Briliant.

At times I think he actually enjoys playing the heel.

This is a beautiful dig.

Dying. +!