it’s a joke about illiteracy.

People will riot when, once again, Mayweather stays about 5 feet away from McGregor at all times, comes in to land his customary 3 punches per round, wins a decision and walks away smiling and then acts disgusted when the ringside reporter mentions that watching this fight was about as fun as waiting for a bus.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

And he quit his job without giving prior notice!

Why would Dany want a boney little twerp like Jon after having a Dothraki? Plus he’s all full of holes.....like making love to a colander. Plus he probably cries after sex..........bleech.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

“I’d do anything... *anything*... to pass this course.”

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Fucking moron.

obligatory.

Or Dream Theater’s original live cover that released on 9/11. It was quickly pulled from shelves and changed.

The connections with Teen Wolf are obvious. No one denies them. But let’s not overlook the equally important connections with White Shadow, the Karate Kids, and most, but not all, of the Rockys.

After the fall of the USSR, the Russians actually did something really cool to address the problem of old soviet monuments: a statue graveyard. I visited the one in Moscow, and it was fascinating and informative on the context under which those statues were first erected without lauding that contexxt.

I would be super impressed to come across a non-juvenile version of these jokes.

UPDATE: The chicken, I now remember, also had black pepper on it.

What’s the difference between a golden delicious apple and a dead baby?

Cumin on breasts is wonderful.

Cumin is definitely better than not cumin, but sometimes people fake it.