Yes, he is an asshole. Or, more accurately, he is acting like an asshole.

I have, at times, been a cashier at McDonalds, a pizza delivery driver, a janitor, and a waiter.

They are paid hourly to make burritos and tacos for the people, not give into the whim of every asshole who wanders in the door.

November 8, 2016

They’ll sic OJ on you.

Speak it and they shall reveal themselves: witness above, the racist contemporary.

Fuck you. Regardless of Obama’s politics, his election signified something pretty special...that a nation borne of the idea that all were created equal was FINALLY starting to live up to the standard of that rhetoric.

How about the not-insignificant amount of people who were celebrating both their racist ancestors and their racist contemporaries yesterday?

Not to mention my take will look really fucking stupid next summer when Lebron joins 99% of the top of the NBA’s talent pool in the Western Conference.

There was a time in my life where I felt that while flawed, human civilization was on a path towards greater tolerance and mutual understanding.

Just think of how upset the Jazz fans will be after they see Hayward lead the Celtics to back to back to back to back Eastern Conference runner up finishes.

Am I proud of what I’ve done? No.

Hopefully that fire doesn’t get out of hand. I don’t know how he’d be able to explain the damage to his wives.

Pfft. The original German version was better, “Amerika Uber Alles”.

You should track that guy down, he might make it!

I love that Dr. House is in the Broken Glass music video.

I am sorry for the loss of your good dog.

I can’t wait to find out whether the shooter is white and it’s a mental health issue or brown and it’s terrorism.

Unprotected anal sex with multiple partners usually will do the trick.

The millennials are going to struggle with this one.