Yes, but usually its a video of someone sticking a phone in...well I’ll just let you google it.

This comment needed to happen.

I laughed at this more than I would like to admit.

Actually, with her level of privilege, technically she should have been marching in Egypt in solidarity with the Israelites before the Exodus.

Didn’t really mean to correct you, just trying to get that word out there, considering it took me like two viewings to figure out what the fuck they were talking about. Now every time I see that word I hear it in those accents...

Excellent. When can we make him President?

+1 GI with an infection.

Nice work.

Oh shit! You dug up a crab!

Caravan.

Using religion to assert power is sadly a universal human flaw.

As Garfunkel and Oates said, it’s God’s loophole.

Yeah, it’s pro-life...from conception to birth. Once they leave the womb, they can go fuck themselves if they need shit like food, healthcare, education...

Just tell your neighbor to rest assured, it isn’t because teens are having more abortions.

It’s not. It’s kids doing more butt stuff.

This is under-starred.

“Ma, Ma, where’s my Pa? Gone to the White House, ha ha ha.”

That’s a deep cut. I’m a big fan of Thomas Jefferson’s opponents spreading rumors he was a hermaphrodite.

To your last sentence, they aren’t and they are.

He also seems to have an obsession with blonde TV journalists who have no intention of ever allowing him to clumsily mash his orange member around their pelvic area in a futile attempt to achieve copulation.