Our chance to stop it was last November. This is a done deal.

Nope. He’ll do that, but we’ll also have a national “voter ID” law plus a national voter registry. They’ll “vet” votes through the database before they are counted where SURPRISE, votes in majority democratic precincts will not be counted because they are “fradulent”.

I’ve said it before, we’ve had our last free and fair national election in the United States.

Is that you Colonel?

This ad was made because the NRA takes its marching orders from the gun makers, and in order to sell highly expensive military assault rifles to people other than your average gun nut (or gun enthusiast, responsible gun owners exist) you have to scare the fucking bejesus out of normal people.

My mom was t-boned by a drunk driver and broke her neck. She was in a halo brace for like a month but fortunately survived with no physical after effects.

Next thing you know, we will train young men and women to drop fire on people from the sky but refuse to allow them to write “fuck” on their airplanes because it’s obscene.

Welcome to the United States.

They could have just been quiet for a minute...

As someone who routinely gets to enjoy himself without people commenting on what I wear, I endorse her doing the same.

And also for Silvio Dante’s impression of Al Pacino.

Gotta be either 2/3 or 3/4 I think. Supermajority.

Don’t tell, but I did actually ghost her. I just faked my own death.

Hadn’t thought of that, but it makes sense (at least the first scenario).

He’ll wait until the Senate vote to acquit Trump after impeachment in 2019, right after the final Senator casts their vote. Fucking evil prick.

That little flourish brought to you by “What happens to you when you fire the FBI Director in a manner to heighten his personal embarrassment you fucking moron of a baby that I cannot believe is President.”

Way to bury the lede!!!!

And you never get sick!

I am not saying my mom is Wonder Woman, but my mom is Wonder Woman.

Many of them will die in the next four years, and a lot faster thanks to TrumpCare.