As a proud trebuchet owner, I would be horrified at the thought of any of Donald’s spawn touching any portion of my precious device.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

As a Tar-Heel hating Kentucky Wildcat fan, I’m rooting for this kid to suit up for UNC this year and light it up.

Why run when you could have taken an Eagle?

France pretty much folded up like a cheap shirt, so yes, there was some courage in the English leadership refusing to surrender as they stood alone.

If you are soliciting gifts for one purpose and using them for another, that’s a gigantic fucking no-no in the world of non-profit fundraising. It may be legal, but it zaps your credibility.

If Bill Simmons was a Star Wars fan, we’d have gotten a 10,000 word column comparing Darth Vader in the hallway scene in Rogue One to Tom Brady in the last Super Bowl.

I’ll take the +1, but I don’t really feel I earned it.

Perfect. Now he can run for Congress.

A dog and cat who get along are an incredible combo. I lived with a girlfriend who had a gentle dog and a playful cat. It was like a Tom and Jerry cartoon, you’d see the cat chasing after the dog across and out of the room, then a second later the dog was chasing the cat. Rinse, repeat, then they’d cuddle up and…

You didn’t need to mention your lab was adorable. That was implied when you said “lab”.

I am already jealous of how good looking and intelligent these children will be.

It’s pretty much a mess, except for the music. I really liked the music.

If the Dems take Congress in 2018, they should invite Khan to address a joint session just to see Trump blow a gasket.

Let’s see, take a well known Fox News personality and put her on a dying network in a fossilized show structure absent the insane raving lunatic base that provided her with ratings before.

I just remember Spock killing god with a Klingon bird of prey.

I hated how the changed the effects for the photon torpedoes for V, really bothered me.

This is now stuck in my head, in perfect karmic retribution for my Blues Traveler comment.

Eh, if Jim Kirk can do it how impressive can it be. And Kirk got to meet God right after.

Ding.