It took me a while to find the right part of the melody to go along with this (in my head), but once I did...sublime.

I LOVE this.

I’d love to lock Ben Carson in a cell without access to food or water, and then respond to his cries for help by saying hunger and thirst are a state of mind.

Wake me up when NBC brings Jenna Malroney back for Tennis Night in America.

It takes a lot of shit to fertilize a garden.

I laughed out loud at this. My cube mates think I’m crazy.

Fantastic screenname.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Tres Karate Kids.

Well that’s too bad.

I admire your optimism, though I don’t share it. Sadly there’s an established playbook for taking a democracy and turning it into a dictatorship. Might take a little longer here due to the relative lack of talent in the administration and the strength (though weakening every day) of our democratic institutions.

Alas, Wonder Woman also did not give me a boner.

Thus far we’ve been shielded somewhat by Trump and his team’s incompetence. If they start to learn how to actually use the organs of state we’ll be in trouble.

Everyone you think can stop him is replaceable by the President.

Someone actually wrote an article today on what Trump’s next steps would likely be to silence his critics. One tactic that is at his disposal is to use the IRS and other state organs to harass journalists and, more effectively, the business interests of their families and associates.

They say you can learn a lot about people by who their enemies are. Between Erdogan and the NCAA, I’m thinking Kanter’s a pretty good egg.

We could have avoided a lot of trouble if another Trump had pulled out seven decades ago.

That’s when ESPN lost real America.

In fairness Ballmer, he did a lot simply by not being one of the most odious racists in modern America.

He put sports on the internet, yet sadly has not yet joined the three comma club.