1. She will never run.

Here I thought AJ ruined Deadspin. Guess it was Marx.

ESPN could air programming personally tailored to my (insane) political beliefs, and I still would probably catch the scores and highlights on my phone.

I have watched many games on ESPN this year. My total minutes listening to social commentary are approximately 1.5.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

They actually had people from all over by that point in the war. There were actually a group of Korean soldiers fighting for Germany during the Normandy invasion who’d been captured by the Japanese, then the Russians, then the Germans and finally pressed into service by the Wehrmacht.

Yes, we must protect the student-athlete model! Which was designed specifically to fuck over student athletes by absolving colleges of any liability should they be injured on the job!

Elle McPhearson too.

Had to be done.

I can’t star this enough. Pictures of Cindy Crawford in a bikini were more valuable in my middle school than a bottle of booze in a maximum security prison.

I remember, back in the day, I would do all the sex math in my brain before agreeing to turn away from the game. “If we have sex NOW, there should be eight minutes left by the time we’re done! I’M IN.” I am a living joke.

How quickly can we get Boogie Cousins to DC?

Well I agree with you on some points, but I do believe there are some drugs (heroin, powerful prescription painkillers) which should remain illegal (to abuse in the painkiller case) but decriminalized. Someone caught with heroin doesn’t need prison, they need access to treatment. It’s better for them, cheaper in the…

I don’t think you can just decriminalize it. Has to be paired with a signifigant increase in our addiction treatment game.

I would argue it’s not ignorance.

Yes, but they write it “Slow Tuesday Here In Georgia”.

I honestly wish there wasn’t this much source material.

“Come to Waffle House! No need to worry about a lawsuit when you spread these legs against their will!”

I’m a liberal in a blue city in the midst of a scary, red state. I hate guns, swore up and down I’d never own one. But I’m starting to feel like I might need one...

I think the proper headline is: