Pfft. That’s nothing. Kids these days are surgically adding holes. You can’t rightly be called a freak unless you’ve had it in your ten-hole.

Yeah, but my greatest fear is we’ve had our last free and fair election in the U.S. Sessions is the guy who will firm up the dictatorship.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions—an elf with the distinct honor of being Rumpelstiltskin’s most racist descendent—doesn’t understand the fuss over his reference to Hawaii as “an island in the Pacific.”

Well I think it speaks to the fact that he gave extremely little thought to what the actual job of being president was. He just wanted the prize because Obama and Seth Meyers made fun of him.

I love this picture. It probably makes the Democratic effort to re-take Congress in 2018 at least $5 million richer. At least.

Granted, there are many groups of people who, due to their personal experience, may feel especially upset by this asshole’s behavior.

I’m kinda happy, but also reminded of what my grandmother said when Stalin died.

You woke me up for this? Call me when he tweets a picture of his dick.

I think this is one of the deleted scenes on the Boogie Nights DVD set.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck me. FUCK. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck.

A Bold Fresh Piece of Vanity?

Of all the Cal one and dones, Wall is the one I most wanted to succeed in the league. Dude is just fun to watch.

This is all well and good, but he danced one time so who is his daddy?

Ellie,

But you can always mount one on a sub and send it into, say, San Francisco Bay.

And also turnout. Which is why Democrats might take the House next year.

I prefer cookies and cream. The ice cream, no further meaning. Dammit, now I need to go get some ice cream.

If you are hot, you might consider some AC. Just sayin’.

A lot, actually.

Yeah, I totally thought we’d be nuked by now.