What do you do? For a living?

Explain to me how the police end up on that plane if the United employees had not called them.

Yes, because the airline industry isn’t really an “industry” so much as a cartel.

I bet if he was white you’d be outraged.

I’d absolutely say fuck you. I think the rule is fucking ridiculous and they should change the law (though it’s more likely they will ban taking videos on airplanes).

How did the trespasser make it past security, past the gate agent and onto the plane?

1. United called the police. The police were enforcing an order by the airline. They are entirely responsible.

You are correct. It is completely legal for United Airlines to act in a thuggish manner towards their customers, to physically assault a man on his way home and then blame him for their incompetence.

To some extent, I agree with you. However, I would argue once you have arrived at the airport for your flight, you have purchased a service and the airline has agreed to supply that service.

Read the fine print on your ticket. They can kick you off for any reason at any time. You have no rights.

It will never happen. You just have to hope the years of KFC and McDonalds take their toll.

I have a friend who says that, but only jokingly. Just now he’s saying this proves Trump is a busier president. Tongue firmly in cheek.

We’ve always been at war with EastAsia, 2+2=5, slavery is freedom, war is peace.

I have an answer.

Well, there isn’t much you can do without China. A unilateral attack would likely have led to at least an attack on Seoul, a gigantic urban complex within artillery range of the border.

Thank God. That thing was a disgrace. It needed to die.

Except they forgot to notify NATO, the UN, Congress...

You pretty much had to in order to avoid WWIII. Yeltsin almost nuked us because Norway launched a fucking weather rocket back in 1995.

No, we waited until they reached the new world to chase them with dogs and guns. Which is way better, right?

How has this porn not yet been made????