I may be mistaken, but couldn’t he have resigned his commission?

You must have missed the part where Twitler said he was so impressed by John Bolton because their ideas are in sync and he was going to create a position for him.

I dunno, I kinda felt like I was doing hero’s work as a line news producer for a midwestern ABC affiliate. Particularly when the local right wing yakkity yak told his listeners to call my personal line (by happenstance, I was and am a nobody) and register their displeasure with a decision made by our general manager.

No, let him eat fresh buttholes. I think that would be worse.

Talk about a human centipede.

Fortunately the legal guideline is 15 gets you 10-20.

I gather the only thing he really hates is not being the center of attention.

Your average NBA 2K17 player could do better in Franchise Mode.

Silly Milo didn’t realize language like that is unacceptable at CPAC. Opinions like that are best kept to the darker corners of the Internet and in 2017, a certain corner-less room on Pennsylvania Avenue...

I’m going to paraphrase a saying I heard once before. If you have a shitty co-worker, you have a shitty co-worker. If everyone at your office is a shitty co-worker, you are the shitty co-worker.

MA! MEATLOAF!

“It’s the best plane, the youngest looking plane, right? If it wasn’t my plane, perhaps I’d be dating it. Look, no flaps, just smooth. Very unstable at low speeds when on approach though...”

Too late, he already moved on us like a bitch.

Goddammit, of course tail. I was weighing different airplane grabbing puns and landed on “throttle and flap control”. Tail is way fucking better.

“And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything...

I hear you can get a pretty affordable ticket to Airstrip One out of Boston.

or C: All of the above.

MA! MEATLOAF!

Awesome! Can’t wait to fly south to visit lovely, temperate and sunny NYC. I hear it’s so warm in the winter.

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.