I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

Can we get Bugs Bunny to saw off Florida the next time he goes to Mar A Lago?

Depends. If there is a Democratic wave in 2018, he’s toast in 2019.

I think the precipitating event will more likely be an Orlando style shooting.

I am a crazy conspiracy theorist, so take this with a grain of salt.

Trump loves the Blacks. Because that’s the last name of that sweet white family that rents space in Trump Tower.

I do not recall anything about Jonah Ryan in the linked story. I’ll thank you to keep the nickname of New Hampshire’s tallest Congressman out your mouth.

I hope so.

Sessions is Sauron.

I like the way you think.

Just, manager.

It’s natural gas and cheaper coal elsewhere, but don’t tell the Obama-hating folks down in eastern Kentucky.

Build a wall and get the Mooslims out. All the other stuff was just bullshit. I live in a coal state. No one is waiting for Trump to bring the coal jobs back.

I am making a beeline to my bag as soon as I get off from work.

I fervently hope the dam holds.

He’s doing exactly what they wanted him to do.

I’ll quote my favorite Kinja comment from the past month.

Sadly it is an incredibly low bar.

For that you need Pence on board. If he goes all in on “investigating” the intelligence agencies, you will know the 25th is an impossibility.

I turned 36 last year. Never in my wildest imagination would I have suspected that the year I turned eligible to run for president I would actually be more capable than the elected president of doing the job.