Beauty thread

I’m hearing Keith Morrison’s voice over a montage of these photos on Dateline NBC: “Two young women, using their beauty in an online race for popularity. It was all fun until one day that race took a sinister turn when Jennifer/Rosie picked up bedazzled pickaxe and the glamour shot became a mugshot.”

Flour and sugar canisters. Dump the older in a bowl. Pour in new. Put old on top of new.

My reaction too. Bullshit he’s read that book. Someone in his sphere of existence is a staffer he treats like shit but he also secretly thinks is smart was carrying around that book and Trump’s brain went, “huh. That must be a good one. Tweet and sound smart.”

Yesterday at the library I had to have a long circular conversation with a patron who is convinced that A) he does not have to bathe and B) our staff is lying about him when we say he is simply too stinky to have in the building until he bathes and changes his clothes. He cannot be convinced that he stinks, because he…

Rich! If you’re using a retinoid in the morning, please tell me you’re following with sunblock! SPF 30 at least!

I also have sensitive skin and the Dr. Jart BB cream works like a dream on it. It was first recommended to me by someone in the comments on a Jezebel post about six months ago. Whoever that person was, if you’re reading this, I salute you!

Big Foot had a minor and very brief interest in Justice- luckily there is only one store and it is far enough away that we only go near it maybe once a year. We walked in and I was cringing and ready to push kids down while singing Ramones songs in their faces.

If you want the best garlicky potatoes ever, roast a head of garlic. Cut the top off a head of garlic so the cloves are exposed, drizzle with oil, wrap in foil, stick it in the oven with whatever else you’re cooking until it gets all soft and browned. Then you can squeeze the cloves out like delicious toothpaste into…

Rich Hill thoughts:

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

Also I respect how Kristen is SUPER “yeah if your kids aren’t vaccinated stay the fuck away from us kthnxbai” she does not mince words on it.

I was just reflecting on some pickled watermelon given to me by my friend Felicity.

Barbara Bush said, “Our mom loves reggae.”

Soooo...many...teeth!

Is it too late to add some hacks/great places?

*Dances awkwardly in weird polo shirt*

Dora, I just have to say that your work, along with Giri’s on tennis, is one of the things that makes Deadpan great in 2017. Yeah, we all love to have our chuckles at the silly crap that is major team sports, but you guys cover your beats with both an evident subject knowledge and the ability to convey that…

I went to college with (and covered) Alec Martinez for three years. I will forever hate him for what he did to the Hawks that year.

I had never seen this but it is exactly right.