Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

Also, not that it really matters, but the only song of theirs I’ve ever heard of features her prominently, and her singing is the only part of that song I liked.

So you left out Yao because it didn’t fit the narrative?

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

people who did not prepare, buy supplies in advance, or evacuate

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

so let’s divert emergency resources from rescuing people to arresting people for trying to feed themselves.

you are a shit person and if there is any good in this world you don’t hold an ounce of authority over anyone or anything

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I’m guessing that they plan on making money on data mining. Behavior data is worth a pretty penny.

Nebraska also sounds really great on vinyl.

Nebraska also sounds really great on vinyl.

There’s no “best album to own on vinyl.” Either you like listening to vinyl, in which case all of the albums available are great and the best one is the one you like best, or you don’t like listening to vinyl, and it doesn’t matter.

There’s no “best album to own on vinyl.” Either you like listening to vinyl, in which case all of the albums…

Beatles revolver. It redefined studio recording abd pushed the envelope of the technology of the time. It’s perfect

Beatles revolver. It redefined studio recording abd pushed the envelope of the technology of the time. It’s perfect

Bruce Springsteen: Born To Run

Bruce Springsteen: Born To Run

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Booker is pushing this because Big Pharma wants to be in the marijuana business. This is the same man who voted against cheaper drug prices just a few months ago; they own him. Booker wakes up every morning wondering how he can be the next corporate Democrat to thoroughly alienate his base and lose to Trump in a…