Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

My response was to the blanket statement in the post that said, “Monsanto is bad.” I wasn’t saying we shouldn’t hold a corporation accountable if they are jeopardizing people’s health, if that’s what is actually happening here.

Speaking of generational talents, I can’t believe you aren’t willing to throw in Okafor.

We’ll giveya Richaun Holmes and two second-round picks for KP. Fair deal!

I am as avowed an acolyte of The Process as you’ll find. More than in any other sport, in the NBA you have to be either really, really fucking good, or really, really fucking bad. I believe that wholeheartedly, and understand that others may disagree.

“Maybe Embiid keeps going and Simmons is a terror. Fultz looks great. Saric was a big contributor. Covington has improved. But that’s still not more than 30-35 wins.”

Of the first rounds picks of the hinkie era:

Embiid is an RFA in the summer of 2018, which means the Sixers have up to five more years of contractual control over him. That is plenty of time for that core to become a serious contender. Sure, he might go the way of Greg Oden. He may also go the way of Stephen Curry, who also had serious injury concerns during his…

Being a contender is way more than just having good players

And this is the valid criticism of the Process: that Hinkie sucked at drafting. If that was Deadspin’s argument it probably wouldn’t get much pushback. That isn’t, however, the criticism that Deadspin likes to push. Deadspin’s argument is that strategic losing is inherently a con hatched in the buzzword-addled Silicon…

“The Sixers could become, in other words, exactly the kind of basketball team that Hinkie and his Process cultists viewed with contempt—a team with no plausible chance of contending for a championship in anything close to the near term, but one capable of game-to-game feistiness.”

Locally now? Alabama white BBQ sauce.

Taylor Ham. Pork roll is for south jersey/philly trash eaters

Today on Earth Day, you should eat a big meatball. Or, if you’re Kyrie Irving, a pizza.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Yeah, this is VERY misleading, in that it does show photos that are NOT public. I panicked when I did the search on myself because there were photos marked “Only Me” for privacy settings. However, at the top of the page is this disclaimer:

I mean, it’s worth a listen just for the song Roses Are Free, but I’ve always preferred Pure Guava to Chocolate and Cheese.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

“He deserves credit for stockpiling assets in the form of draft picks, and I suppose there was some skill in selling relatively high on a few players.”

Deadspin micro-analyzed every Hinkie decision to the point where they were forced to disagree with everything he did.