Tom, I hear what you’re saying. The uncertainty makes it hard to feel comfortable with the current Sixers situation. If only they had a blueprint...or a plan. Some sort of strategy that all involved could place their faith in. Something that was maybe harebrained but consistent. Where Sixers and their fans could be…

“You call that a long shot? From that distance I wouldn’t even need a rifle to hit a small child, hiding behind another child.” -Dana Loesch

I’M FUCKING DEAD!!!

no way, I love how excited she is.

Get off my lawn, too

Absolutely zero chance of this. Do you know how big these productions are? The cast would have no knowledge or control over what anyone below the line gets paid. Not even the director would.

Well yes, it’s very uncouth to talk about the size of a woman’s dong.

I know you are being somewhat sarcastic, but I am pretty sure that worker and consumer rights will be going full contact sooner, rather than later. I guess we will have to wait and see about the mascot. Here is an idea, though:

Show me on the doll where success hurt you.

Tom?

I had no dog in this fight. But I maintain that today should be a national holiday. I’ve written a strongly worded letter to my elected representative about this.

Don’t forget the part where they start cheating

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

A part of me likes to think every Philly fan is having this existential question while hurling a brick through a parked car’s windshield.

It’s like an underdog chasing cars.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Hinkie TOTALLY shouldve kept Jrue though, what an idiot that guy was for rebuilding the Sixers

Or, you know, a real doctor/physical therapist.

I always tell visitors to go for a walk or ride in Fairmount Park, and specifically the areas between Boathouse Row/Kelly Drive and Forbidden Drive. People are always surprised at how big the park is. I used to bike commute via that route.

The Rodin Museum is also one of my favorites.