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Hit 88MPH and any form of danger is left in the past.... way in the past:

Lower curb weight + minimum race weight = how low would you like the CG?

basically you are saying the factory spoiler will be redirecting the air above the aftermarket wing.

Where was that denial?

I’ll take Quebec drivers over BC drivers anytime.

Hmm it’s weird that all those MPPs in Toronto are NDP... It’s almost as if the uneducated rubes that don’t live in Toronto elected Doug Ford.

Oh look, a Canadian not from Toronto with an inferiority complex!

Alternative translations say “all things are permissable, but all things are not beneficial.” Sure, it’s your car, you are permitted to do what you want... but it’s certainly not beneficial, and please consider your neighbors.

The finished product is bad? What’s bad about a widebody GC8?

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

This.

I have almost no problem with someone who decides an impromptu exhibition of speed is called for, but only when certain conditions are met.

1. You’re in an area where a wreck will only hurt you, your ego, and whomever you’re racing.

Just... let me do all of these things. I want to do them all. I’ll do it. I’ll do it right now. I’ll fucking eat Boiardi forever. I’ll tweet anything. I’m thirsty AS FUCK to get this done. Just call me pasta gimp and point me to the keyboard. 

Maybe you should stop wearing high heels, of maybe don’t wear tall hats because at 6'2" if you don’t fit in most of the cars you listed above, it might not just be the height.

The Hyper Lemon 350Z was my introduction to JUN. That guy lead some absolute monsters of builds and must’ve lived a hell of a life. Damn shame he’s gone now. But I think he can be proud of his life. 

I have been hoping for the opportunity to deploy this custom GIF in the most appropriate environment. Sure, I’ve used it before. But this... This is fate!

Harry Metcalfe, specifically the videos where he walks around the auto shows. 

When you have the best goshdang automotive folks in the industry, the rest is a cake walk. Also it helps that Raph prays to the Blog Gods everyday as he says.

What else do I need in my garage?

every day the great Blog God grants us a bounty of many stories to write