They got caught with their pants down.

The perfect vehicle for avoiding motorcycle gangs on the Henry Hudson!

Entire Jimmy Eat World albums, played consecutively.

Actually has nothing to do with the configuration, but rather it was named “F” for “fuck-head”, after the guy that designed it and suggested it was better than the I-Head.

Sounds hilarious :D

Please tell me you kept the firebird on the hood and troll the shit out of JDM meet-ups.

The rarest Honda is the one Jane Fonda drove with the engine in the rear. No wait I think that's wrong.

“weird sex act”? You must have a pretty boring sex life....

Explorer Sport Trac is mine. I’ve never heard anything great about them (though they sold like crazy when I was in the used car business.)

The yearning I have for this car is so unreasonably strong that I literally cannot express it properly with any words in the English language.

No, your heap of metal is not worth $3000, no matter what shade of yellow it once was. Or maybe that’s just oxidation.

I would not be surprised if the parents do sue because the padlocks weren’t sufficient or some stupid reason.

I’m not sure breaking into a locked facility, stealing racing vehicles, etc. is something as minor as an “indiscretion”.

Indiscretion? More like Breaking and Entering.

If thats what happened then.....

Unless you do burnouts the whole time.

Isn’t that inbreeding?

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