Christ on a Fucking Cracker! Why Does this Fucktard insist on Randomly capitalizing Words? This drives Me and Mrs. Phallus batshit Crazy, Ugh!!!

Or found clinging upside down to your visit.

Everything, absolutely everything in that country is big enough or poisonous enough to kill a full grown person. No thanks...

FAILING archdiocese so do MORE for loser Catholics!! PATHETIC pope (and ugly nuns) should worry about ABORTION and HORRIBLE LGBT (and trans) people. Convent is UGLY and only I (and Putin) can renovate it to make it great again!! SAVE it!

That’s not so bad, have you seen Bob Taft (senior)?????

Every time that I feel like a bad ass for having done Ironman triathlons I see something like this. This woman is a rock star. I am just a mere Ironman.

It has been a fun week of music:

I always suspected like she smelled like she just came from the gym.

That comment is Supa Fly

Blue Note All-Stars, “ our point of view”.

Content aside, what Really bothers Me is the random Capitalization of Words in these Ridculous tweets.

In other news, the DoJ will be filing suit seeking to re-impregnate Jane Doe and make her carry it to term.

My childhood friend was a bartender in New Jersey. He served a very attractive young lady that was sitting at his bar without carding her. After last call she invited herself back to his condo. They broke out an eight ball and tequila shots and proceeded to bang all night and all morning.

Low on hydrogen? What!

Wow! Now THAT’S a member...

I am

Hey you dang kids, learn how to rap and get off my lawn!!!

Okay, so I’m just going to ask what everyone over the age of 25 is thinking. Who the living fuck are Cardi B and Offset? Christ on a cracker, what kind of names are those!

1. David Bowie, “a new career in a new town”. Most of this weeks listening has been taken up by this box set. This is all the records from the Berlin years including outakes, foreign language versions of “heroes”, and various remixes of songs from those sessions. Very very tasty stuff for the Bowie aficionado. This is…

...and Greg Gutfield is the poor man’s moron.