I cannot put my sadness into words.

Can I post twice in one week, I hope so, if not, um, sorry.

Been waiting for this for a few days now. I went old school and classic this past week.

Since all of the really regally royal names are currently in use, I suspect this one shall be named either Duke, Earl, or Viscount.

Ouachita Baptist University must be oh so proud right about now. On the bright side she makes UNLV and Arizona State grads seem like rocket scientists.

Got to missing Gregg Allman and put on “The Fox Box”, recorded live at Atlanta’s Fox theater over three nights in 2004.

One word “New Jersey Generals”.

Used to be a manager at a Hooters and the wait staff would routinely bring me doctor’s note from their pediatrician. The final straw was having to look them over at jump start to make sure that their nipples weren’t poking out and that they didn’t have camel toe.

I have no problem with this baby having a baby, that is totally her business. I guess my problem is with Travis Scott. Like did she look at this dude and say “OMG I need to have HIS baby”? Dude dresses in fake camouflage and oversized t-shirts. And the hair, like what is that, at first glance it looks as if chunks of…

Per Mrs. Phallus: “nothing will ever be better than the Hello Kitty shoulder massager”.

Being a South Jersey guy I grew up a Phillies fan. I remember Mike Schmidt and Steve Carlton more than the rest of them.

Too soon, way too soon.

A toddler, two dogs, and two cats; everything in my house is black, everything.

Joanna, I replied a few days ago with a snarky comment about my arthritic dog and parkour. I was wrong g to do so. I am an Ironman triathlete that is a little to big for my britches. I guess I felt like Ironman triathletes are studs that can do anything, I couldn’t be more wrong. I had occasion to attend a parkour…

Wasn’t that the whole premise of IROC back in the 80's, everyone using identical cars so that the best drivers won.

And that photo was taken at her wedding...

As a former member of an unnamed military special forces batallion let me so something about using older and outdated gear. During dive ops we exclusively used horse collar BC’s even though nobody else in the free world uses them. Why, you ask, did we not only use them but love them? Because they are simple,…

Weird, my 10 year old Jack Russell went missing for a few days last week. When she returned safely I asked her where she had been. Her reply to me was “at the parkour train facility at Brooklyn Zoo”. She claims she did the wall multiple times. By the way she is arthritic in all four hips.

I get that. Certainly not as tight as Primus.

One of the reasons that I love the “Discover Weekly” playlists is the chance to discover really tasty music that I might otherwise never be exposed to. Such is the case today when Oysterhead, “the grand pecking order”. This is some seriously tasty stuff from what was supposed to be a one show only supergroup put…