But I am an adult film actor and part of my garb, when I’m wearing garb, is a pirate outfit complete with eye patch. I often will want to use the phone while in work garb and other times I might want to use it when not in work garb and seeing as I do not want an eye patch all day and night, what am I to do.

I just spent a few days in southern Georgia escaping Irma. In the junk yard next to the campground we’re five M35 deuce and a halfs, all I’m various states of decay. I listed and thought “now this is an apocalypse/hurricane worthy truck, open bed or not.” I lusted in my heart.

What about “the rule of law” when it comes to Sheriff Arpaio? Waiting, anyone???

What about “the rule of law” when it comes to Sheriff Arpaio? Waiting, anyone???

Growing up in the 60's and 70's I was exposed to a near constant barrage of Steely Dan on the radio. The nerve of the DJ’s to play yacht rock when there was Hendrix and Sabbath and The Dead to play! Eventually I realized that there was a reason that the stoners and the cool girls were listening to Steely Dan, they got…

As an Iron Man triathlete if I’m not pooping and peeing blood for a week after a race I think I didn’t race hard enough. Just part of the joy. That being g said, I have never stopped to poop during a race, never stopped to poop.

What about...