I bought mine sober, awesome car

I use it sometimes and I’m 21! Great expression, just like asking somebody if they think I’m chopped liver.

Horse turds wouldn’t look like a solid log, they’re a whole bunch of fiberous brown lumps slightly bigger than golf balls

Where do you live you can buy a house for $60,000???? Where I live shitty little places start at $250,000, and a mobile home or vacant lot is still $150,000 or so... a nice house is 400 or up, and in a good part of town overlooking the ocean there’s 7 figure homes

I’m afraid... I’m very afraid.

What’s this from?

My current dream car

I wish I could star that twice. Have a painting for your trouble

I drive an ‘05, put 17,000km on it since I bought it last August, and let’s be honest. I don’t drive it because its practical or fast. I can fit myself, my fun sized girlfriend, and a pair of duffle bags in the trunk... And I’ve had minivans pull away from stoplights faster than I do

Why buy a new pizza when you could get this nearly new steak dinner for less?!

Lordco, because if I use my company’s account I get 40% off anything....

I need a front end alignment, and possibly a front left wheel bearing.... and I should change my diff fluid.

What is this? I WANT

This, in its current condition, would be 15-20K in Canada

better?

Me. I care.

Best “car” ever.

I’d take a C3 stingray... and a modern LS and 6 speed, and disc brakes all round please.

Amen. I had a 90, and I always laughed internally when any of my friends sat in the back seats afterwards... or the front passengers :P

My french is rusty... what makes the rabbit a grapefruit?!