My Z doesn’t have traction control or stability control and I’ve never noticed the lack.... and my first three cars didn’t have ABS either

Enhancements for the 2016 model year include the addition of a new Deep Blue Pearl exterior color

Step 5: Make a massive cloud of tire smoke.

With some parts overnighted from Eastern Europe it could be a 10 second car ;)

How many used Miatas is that?

I've done some pretty decent semi-wheelies in a bulldozer...

The U4023 and U5023 Unimogs can climb a 45º grade and ford 1.2 meters of water as previously mentioned; which translates to over 47" in Units Of Freedom. That's a foot deeper than a JK Wrangler is rated for and would drown just about anything else twice over.

OR

It’s on a ‘chassy’ though :p

I’d rather stick my testicles in a blender full of piranhas and hydrochloric acid....

Same could be said of pretty much anything AMC too right?

Obvious solution is to make in a nuclear powered quadrocopter flying aircraft carrier thing

Never even seen one, pretty sure you can’t buy anything but a bike in Canada with a .9 litre engine

I’m currently driving a ‘05 350Z 6mt but the base model...

But, can I put a hot tub AND a bordello on the same one?

If I had a .9 litre Panda I’d park it in the nearest tree without needing to see this...

I live in Canada, and kept my summer tires on my 350Z all winter this year... :P

300HP without a huge weight gain, and with a factory warranty would bump this to the top of my “next car” list. Current top slot is being held by a C5 Z06...

The only people I’ve seen with Boxsters are old dudes trying to look rich by driving a Porsche, and they’re usually base model Boxsters with automatics.