No worries. I've heard people tell him that he nearly resembles my beauty if it's a dark enough room.

I believe you have the wrong man. Looking for pleather_face?

I hear ya. Some days it's best to stay in the cheap seats.

My work and West Coast time zone make me miss a lot of the great morning plays. I'll have to go dig in.

Guy: [flipping channels] Anything you wanna watch, babe?

Now THAT is how you stiff-arm a Shark.

Puss In Boots

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You goddamn idiot. +1

Idiot. +1

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Are you telling me I can't be something I'm not? Are you downgrading me to a static individual, one who can't shift perspectives and fit in among different peers, real or imaginary? Look, Greg, I don't mean to get all worked up, but you're essentially crushing millions of dreams, or at least mine, just to make a…

The second attempt was at exchanging a gameday jersey worn by Jeff Tuel- unfortunately, the wearer had already sucked.

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I can dig this.

"Yeah? Well I bet you never gave the ol' Bird a good fuckin' squeeze!"

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Well, perhaps, but what if the person doing this was Incog-

/died