I believe in Philadelphia it's usually acid.

Better make it two.

The Distance- CAKE

I see the weekly Anglophile meeting has spontaneously come to fruition.

I will take your word on that one.

That's a goddamn travesty.

There's that little slice of angst.

"HA! I knew those Cardinals were all full of hot air!"

Still possibly the finest work you've done, Barry. +1

Dear heavenly Lord, how on earth are shallots and garlic THAT expensive where you are?!

Wow. I really liked the part where the Heat fans left when the game ended.

I want to go ahead and apologize for earlier remarks about Russia not having a real national sport. I didn't know they played chess.

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You know, this reminds me of a funny story from my life. I had this chocolate lab, you see, big brute. Almost 110lbs. It was a crisp fall morning and I was loading the truck up with Thanksgiving groceries before taking good ol' Moose to the vet for a checkup. I loaded the cab up, and threw these big jugs of peanut oil…

It seems kind of like a retread to me, Drew. We already know via popular culture that it's perfectly reasonable and a man's right (should he have those kinds of inclinations) to sport about a fake beard.

[Didn't actually say it here first]

THIS GUY, Wes Welker, I call him Butterfinger, because when he goes to clutch a ball, I always marvel at how smooth his grip is on me.

He really strikes me as a Stella guy.

I'm surprised, from the picture, they saved an airline flight. Both of them look like lately they've been really busy saving trains.