SOLD.

Well whah don't you study some good ol' 'merican, girl? Ain'tcha one o' awrs?

I think my favorite were the guys talking about the communists invading or shooting missiles at us while non-chalantly selling Chinese and Russian-made ammunition.

While we're being honest, I would generally say that 8 out of 9 shots in my bag are Pendleton, occasionally brandy, though.

+1

There's a bloody gun show in town, which does wonders for esteem as a person selling alcohol to them. You've probably seen my Sidespin post and noticed I am a little farther to the right than most probably are here, but dear lord. These guys are idiots.

When I was playing mostly soccer, I could get a football out 40+ yards with reasonable accuracy. Then my knee went kersplat and I might get a ball 1/12th the distance of my screams doing it.

I have made (according to my friends) some of the greatest chips and putts they've ever seen.

/dying

[screaming]

+1

Hey, you guys do fine without me. We'll have to make up for it tomorrow. It's slammin' here, there's like 14 people

Hey, you guys have fun in here tonight. Surprise call asking me to bartend a local jazz gig.

Bless your common sense.

WHERE IS THE BUTTERSCOTCH, YOU GODDAMN INGRATE

Dick Cheney: "I Didn't Come To Washington To Hurt Anyone And Be Dick Cheney"

See, I missed all that. I understand it died off a year or two ago, but it'd be nice to see. I was late for the party. And you guys were hilarious. Intimidatingly hilarious.

I'll see what can be done.

There's really just not many people left around by DUAN. Tough place to get a thread going. Now give me a moment while I go dig up some more excuses.

I'm not your guy. Let's see if anybody up here has any pointer for you.