You should be thankful the teeth you have are still connected by nerves.

AHA

How's Mr. Erg tonight? I figured you'd still be asleep after last night's virtual DUAN convention.

St. Vincent is a beautiful human being. Great call, Tom.

That initial guitar lick made me think Strokes. Then everything changed.

Facepalm. +1

[hunter sights in on elephant]

Good to see the Jets switching to somersaults instead of deep dives.

Jezebel Readers Call for Non-Feline Animal Extermination

Yep.

Damnnnnnn +1

+1!!!

Well, thanks. Always appreciated.

Deadspin Commenters Arrested for Making too Many Lawrence Taylor, Jr. Jokes in One Day

Baseball: the only time Koreans celebrate deep bombs.

It'd always be nice to divine some of them back into deadspin consciousness. But keep honing your craft- good on you to self-police your content. I'm sure the inspiration will hit right again.

Are you the Comment Artist Formerly Known as Fidyrich? I'm getting old and can't keep anything straight in my head these days.

That's not good. I keep mine on the ground floor for a reason. This knee isn't eternal.

Probably a good call!

Twitter is creepy enough for me anyway.