Wow. Thanks for posting this. An absolutely phenomenal image.

Alternate Headline: The One Thing in Jerry Jones' Office Being Blown

I know it's exciting coming into a team and becoming the de facto captain, the leader of your own team even, out to claim glory on the gridiron. He must feel like a million bucks.

BIG VIKING, coincidentally, is the pet name of Drew Magary and Fred Smoot's penises.

+1 damnnnnnn

Wouldn't worry about lunch right now, Sean. Rashad's gonna have a lot of trouble making a knuckle sandwich for awhile.

Never pay for herpes.

Yes indeed you do. S/T was an amazing front to back album. I had friends that opened for them several years ago. They're grand.

I knew I knew that voice. I loved Electric President.

Evening, folks. How's everyone's Monday? I just bottled a few batches of beer and there's sun on the back yard. Not bad this fall.

Ha! That'll do it. Cheers to a good weekend then

Is that the guy from Electric President who wrote this? Amazing.

They should've stayed on stage and deafened those goofy fucks.

Homme is amazing. I think the best way I can think of to describe his genius is that every riff, progression, chord, and solo he does sounds like you've taken any rock band's music and inverted it completely. I swear his brain works in reverse.

Further proving that the best defense is multiple offenses.

I'm pretty sure he's just imitating the offensive line.

As soon as management heard of Nielson averaging 0.00, the Astros attempted to sign it as a starting pitcher.

Fantastic.

You would be amazed. He stalks people when outside the tank. Bites. Hisses. He had to be put on a vegetarian diet. This turtle gets a kale diet with the occasional shrimp. It's bizarre.