I have a turtle my zookeeper friend left with me when he left for an internship. He still hasn't reclaimed it.

I'm sorry. This tweet is aPalin'.

[In a darkened interrogation room]

My god, you've this right.

Naw, it's just that most of the videos you post are already in black and white.

Yup.

In that case, we're all fucked.

Well...shit.

Has to be Arenas.

I'm stoked. I can handle playing dobro and some slide guitar, but I've never sauntered up to a full lap steel before, so I'm understandably nervous yet thrilled.

Nope, I'm still here.

You are definitely cementing Texas stereotypes wherever you are going.

Augh that sucks. My Wrangler softtop finally blew a couple stitches right before winter. Should've learned the seeing machine.

Picked up a lap steel because I don't have enough crap in the music room. About ready to get home and learn this here thing.
How's everyone's day?

Idiot. +1

+1, excellent

Jesus, Anderson can't even block his contacts.

After settling charges related to throwing footballs directly at his teammates, Comiskey was hired on as quarterbacks coach for the New York Jets.

I was wondering about that too. I have several of them in different diameters and depths (for varying uses), and I can't recall spending more than $25-30 for any of them. Most of them have passed the 5 year mark and are still impeccable.

You could try putting the ghost pepper oil in the French onion dip, so it won't taste like shit anymore.