I'm fine with it, as long as the goal is to keep stupid fucks like Phil from Monmouth from putting $50 on the Jets to cover.

"Chases down 800-meter-runner thief"

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Gawd. +1

Kinda hard to not come off as crooked when you can't even hold your arm straight.

You'd think by now he'd want to be in something other than stripes for a change.

Look at you, just pouring it on.

You deserve this.

Absolutely agree. Also, while we're being all emotional and shit, I have to say how friendly this place is. A huge part of me never joining up was that I was afraid to say anything on here without being murdered for it. The Deadspin folk are some of the more humane commentariat on the Internet, and that doesn't go…

GODDAMN YOU NSA

[hopes BronzeHammer isn't lurking]

Thanks, friend. I hold no ill will. It was my idiot ass that lost the key.

Love those guys. Gonna be really curious how the reunion winds up going.

Yep. I can't point fingers because that star was something completely different than approvals now. Hell, I was completely bummed when my first iteration of GrungeBanjo was no longer accessible because my dumb old ass did a reboot and lost the burner key. And I was already approved!

Hey, I get it. Truly. I wasn't around for the star, but I know just by remembering who commented then that it was well-earned. I don't think there's anything wrong with being happy with the little things in life at all.

0.0 dear gawd.

Yeah, but Belicheck has already shown he doesn't want players that are adept at both pistol and shotgun offenses.

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Well welcome to DS.