Somebody sent me that last week. I sat stunned, so shocked I couldn't even laugh. Then it was stuck in my head for THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. Never again.

Very good point.

The new Callahan album "Dream River" is just blowing my mind today. Hope everyone had a good one!

I was wondering the same. I've had an account here for almost three months and still no blow jobs. :(

Usually the only time the number 4 and my anus enter the same conversation is after four bowls of guacamole.

That's a lot of Shaq'n up.

Like most men, I too would prefer to watch women play around with each other than watch myself get beaten.

+1

DAMN. That made me trip. It's almost like it gave me brain damage or something.

Between the fights, the references to Morpheus, and the utter lack of recognition of reality, I'd say the new Wachowski brothers' movie is coming along greatly.

+1

I'm so sick of Whitlock jokes.

Funny. I thought, with modern technology and advertising, men were being mentally programmed to want a Corona every time they smelled the ocean.

I know the girl who works the coffee stand by there on weekends. Shania is a really great gal all-around- always friendly, makes a great cappuccino, and keeps the place tidy. I know she's gotten into trouble with the owners because, God love her, she's always calling people "darling," "sweet thing," and, most…

Wow. You're amazing.

This is great. +1

Philly is taking "keeping the dead on ice" way too far.

I hear the Knowshon Moreno strand has failed in clinical tests to reduce knee pain.

That is practically alien.

I feel ya. I kept reading and waiting for something worthwhile to appear to make it worth it.