The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

This is the correct answer:

I watched 40 Days and 40 Nights for this reason and was so mad. That rape shit wasn’t worth it.

I’ve seen those English dramas too.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

McCain is a paper tiger.

Oh lord, maybe I’m an extremely fucked up and psychopathic person, but I maybe would (although, not if my presence tipped the balance between someone getting executed or not). I am against the death penalty, but I also believe that so many of us are so far removed from ever seeing the actual consequences of this law…

Fat people exercise, too.

“One, two, three, four, five? That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.”

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

Trent from Daria.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

Goldblum always satisfies.

Leonie is a strong, independent zebra shark that don’t need no man.