I lost my husband to melanoma 4.5 years ago. He had just turned 50, and I was 10 years younger. I am better now, and even got extremely lucky in finding a rather amazing, patient love again 8 months ago, but I am still a mess in spots.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

so much pot.

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??

Omg the bottles go in the glass and the glasses in the bottle! What will they think of next?!?

Oh this will go perfect with my wine chandelier 

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

The day we as a country start thinking critically about our relationship with Israel will be a difficult one.

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

ugh so majestic

You called?

He has a wife, you know

He wanks as high as any in Wome!

Woger.

Biggus Dickus?

She is driving me insane. You all know who I mean.