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jia, want to thank you for writing this. i am not a mom, have never been pregnant, but was moved to tears by your words and the way you spoke with elizabeth. this story is so important,and i’m glad you were the one writing this. thank you.

Been there, done this, got the cat in the end so I call it a win.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war.

To be fair, there are a lot of feminists (especially from the previous wave) that would agree with him. So, calling what he is saying ‘awful’ probably isn’t fair. I don’t agree with what he’s saying, but that doesn’t make it awful. Awful is what Republicans do when they open their pieholes and pontificate about sex

No, but there is such a thing as terrible people getting elected because of indifferent voters.

The most likely thing: Her lawyer said, “Hey, as long as we’re filing, let’s include a petition for spousal support, it’s standard procedure,” and she said, “Okay, you’re the expert.”

Needs more aspic.

The term salad was very open to interpretation back then.

not when I get to her house she won’t

You forgot one...

“If it ain’t from a can, it don’t go in this man!”

My mother still has a giant plastic mushroom for sticking cocktail sticks in it.

Who cares, it’ll all taste like mayonnaise and American cheese and canned tuna, anyway.

I stopped reading after that.

NO PRENUP!!

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

Yeah, that seems similar to the diaper fetishist kink where there’s this desire to abstain from the responsibility of the adult human identity. Just go to therapy and grow up.

“Then I had this moment of panic because a puppy without a collar is a stray; they don’t have anyone to look after them. [...] It’s a sad thing to say, but there’s not love from the heart in me for Colin–but what I have got is someone who is there for me and I’m happy with that.”

This doesn’t sound super healthy? If

THERE’S DOZENS OF US.

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”