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Ok, we all know this little girl probably just has a serious face combined with understandably not wanting to be tired, hungry, and surrounded by strangers shoving cameras in her face. But, man do these two little girls and their mom make a sad photo op. The way they both hold on to Heidi’s hands so tightly, like they

As someone who had raging resting angry face as a child, I feel ya, Caroline. I feel ya so hard. You are adorable and dignified and one day you’ll use that glare to instantly wither asshole high school classmates, gross men in bars and anyone else who gets in your way.

How many will say in their confessional-style asides that the trip is a really great idea for the family because of “all that’s been going on lately” or some version of that?

I can’t stop staring at how different the colors are between their faces and hands. @_@

The GOP exists because their base either believes in the Just World fallacy or has a Dunning Krueger cognitive bias.

Lemony Spinach & Vegetable Hotpot

I ate a Gracias Madre on Wednesday for the first time and it was quite delicious!

“You’re a bad parent, you’re the reason you child is sick.” Literally just heard these words from my mother two weeks ago as she yelled at me on the phone after I had already asked her to stop bc I’d had a very stressful week trying to figure out why my child has migraines. In addition to a huge week at work, and the

“Not getting your way is never a good reason to off your parents.”

I don't think many Muslim parents understand the existential weight their children in the West carry around. They think that you should be good Muslims, despite the fact that we no longer inhabit a Muslim-majority locale. It was easy for them to be "good Muslims" when every corner had a mosque and everyone in your

My first thought was one or both of them were gay or bi. Your reasoning makes total sense to me. No matter what the parents did, they did not deserve to be killed in such a terrible way.

“I can’t be like you, telling a lie. I can’t love someone without telling them,”

Straight men starting wearing long shorts in U.S. when gay rights became a thing and they decided it was super gay to show off your body, thereby drastically disappointing all women.

Add in the bicycle track that fell into the ocean and killed 2 people, and Rousseff is giving Putin a run for the “piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining” money by pretending anything about this Olympics is going to work. I honestly think we might see athletes die from swimming in that sewage water.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the

The draft is shit. Liberal feminists have always said it’s shit. It was shit before women were forced into it. It’s still shit now. This isn’t a “gotcha” moment for anyone. Turns out mandatory requirements and restrictions are—as they have always been—the exact opposite of civil liberty, and the anarcho-socialist

I am utterly convinced that his older daughter straight up hates him. She’s always the one vocally trying to get away from him or saying things that are very unhelpful for Cruz. I’m hoping that in college she comes out as a guns metaphorically blazing liberal.

Seriously, John Boehner doesn’t use a bronzer—he doesn’t tan either—he is just saturated with bourbon.

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

you say this like he isn’t drunk most of the time already