This is why I love the Mom and Pop jewelry stores. These people tend to take pride in what they do and will do anything to aid you in maintenance so that you’ll think of them when you need that overpriced “upgrade” piece down the road.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

I am even more excited for this than season 2 of Kimmy Schmidt.

You had me at Maria Bamford.

Best way to deal with that is to re-watch the Rick and Morty episode about it ;)

Boaty McBoatface.

A lot of people are on pharmaceutical medications throughout the day, and no one asks this. For example, I have ADHD so I take a stimulant. No one asks if it’s okay to intoxicate myself during the day, and when I graduate I will be taking it during work. Because that’s what it’s for. Anxiety and depression are a…

“Everybody wants to be a nigga but don’t nobody wanna be a nigga.”

I would be willing to bet good money that at least 95% of the people who voted for that law have never actually been in a NICU or seen a baby with anencephaly poked and prodded for days before being taken off a respirator and finally be given peace.

Everytime I see a still from this movie I am blown away by how bad the makeup is. Like... it’s a bad idea to begin with, but the execution is terrible! She looks like a wax figure in a too-hot room.

This is amazing:

“Have you *met* people?!”

ahahahah tidal

right? the car is bobbing up and down like a dinghy, and hes trying to reverse.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Theory: Kanye has some kind of body dysmorphic disorder by proxy, where he can’t see how Kim actually looks, instead he sees a completely different body, and dresses that. Also, he has no taste

Just wanted to pop in and say what thoughtful, respectful responses you’re getting! Thanks Jezzies!

I was in an early primary state and voted for Bernie, but it was more out of the fact that I wanted the Democratic primary to go on longer than any great passion for him as a candidate. I was really hoping that if the Democratic primary dragged on a little bit more, it would allow Hillary to iron out some of the…