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All I can say is from personal experience: best decision I ever made.

I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

To those people I say:

“We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.”

“THERE’S NO SWIMMIN’ IN MY SHOW!”

Nope. This is forever the best.

I AM GOING TO GO HOME AND BITE MY PILLOW

He’s teaching me to change my instincts, or at least ignore them.

Well, then you are one of the bastard people.

People don’t like to be poked, poked in the face with fire.

It’s a zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.

COOORKY!!!! COOOOORKKYYYYY!!!!

That movie is everything. To anyone that disagrees, well, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT WAITING FOR GUFFMAN AND HOW IT IS THE BEST

Bobby, I weep for the folks that needed an explanation for your gif.

“Fuck ‘yo cake.”

He had a system for the garlic, where he sliced it so thin it would liquify in the pan. It was a very good system.

They s said I was daft to call it torch tower, but I named it that anyway! Just to show em... That one burned to the ground. But I built another one! And I called it torchier tower. And that one burned to the ground...