Well, that's not the gif I intended to post, but I'm leaving it.

Aww. I teared up.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Yep. We want to just go to a courthouse some afternoon but my parents were not having it. I don't have the time to plan a wedding so I just told my mom I don't care you do it all. So my parents are paying and my mom is planning and presumably all we have to do is show up.

The biggest thing I've heard for the last four months is, 'Thanks for ruining my childhood.' It's going to be on my tombstone when I die. It's so dramatic. Honestly, the only way I could ruin your childhood is if I got into a time machine and went back and made you an orphan.

Bless your heart, Perez. I don't think you could recognize shade if you were sitting under a tree in the desert on a sunny day.

No.

damn, now THAT's some shade.

I'm surprised the writer didn't go with throwing shade—HELLO THROWING! That's a sports word!

"Marriage was historically a religious covenant first and a government-recognized contract second."

Ever After is the best Cinderella adaptation EVER!!!!

3 things. 1.) I love your name. 2.) I love your profile picture. 3.) im not high (wish I was) but when you put it that way you're totally right. PS- new episodes this summer!!!

I love Ever After. I think people forget about that movie, I have no idea why. I thought it was a great take on Cinderella!

At some point, I'd really like to see someone write about this movie while comparing it — or acknowledging, at least — its predecessor "Ever After". (I'm not dinging you for not doing that; I mean, as an additional exercise, apart from a straight-up review of this movie.)

welcome to why i haven't had a wedding yet: 1) i can't afford it and 2) my mom could pay for it, but then she would 100% take it over and make it "the wedding she always wanted me to have" that looks nothing like a wedding i'd actually want.

the weird psychedelic cartoons

This was, by far, the most powerful episode that PBS had aired to date.

1970's Sesame Street was the best thing ever. Spare me Elmo and all those other noobs. I am all about the early days, the weird psychedelic cartoons, OG Kermit and Mr. Hooper and Gordon and Maria and Grover singing "NEAR....FAR" and now excuse me while I fall down a YouTube wormhole.