oh noooo poor baby, she has to eat normal people food and clean up the toilets, while she's in prison for a crime she freely admitted that she committed.

Can you be friends with an ex? Maybe. But here's the real question why would you want to be? I think friendships with exes are WAY overrated. If you have a rare situation where the breakup was completely mutual, there would be zero jealousy (including from future boyfriends/girlfriends) and there's a zero percent…

I think one of the biggest mistakes Democrats and the generally left leaning among us have made over the last couple of decades is being too nice.

No way! Princess Yellow Vest is going to work at the Federal Defender's office and become so hated by the circuit judges over simple scheduling issues ("I have a vacation scheduled that week...and that week...and that week, Your Honor. I realize I demanding this hearing, but I'm not available for it") that she departs…

Remember when Piper was sent to maximum security prison in Chicago and he said that she doesn't even like deep dish pizza? Peppiridge Farm remembers...

Yeah, I felt for him in that scene. I find the real life Larry a bit annoying too even though he didn't even cheat.

Remember when his response to finding out Piper was being STARVED was to laugh and says he had foot and mouth disease? She hadn't eaten in three days.

Pornstache's only redeemable moment is when he declares his undying love and commitment to Daya and her unborn child. Larry can't even commit to a real fucking job.

I weirdly hate him more than Pornstache. I mean I know he's not as bad of a person, but Larry pisses me off more.

Can we get rid of her supposed best friend too? I hated her, and not in a 'I love to hate her' kind of way, but in a 'oh my God in a show about criminals you are the worst kind of person' kind of way.

these gifs only reignite my burning crush for sassy Paul Rudd.

Larry is a strong contender for The Worst Dude on OINTB. The only reason why I would want to see him on the show again is if he finally wakes up and realizes that he is a whinny entitled child who sucks at writing. I want to punch him every time he complains about Piper being bisexual and how it hurts his boner…

headline about Orange is the New Black and not about Wet Hot American Summer got me all like

May the Restaurant Gods smile forever upon him with bounty and wealth. Yea, let his staff rejoice in their blessings.

This just in: random dude with tenuous link to famous person reveals minor bit of pettiness.

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

sorry, there were many comments like this that were totally serious

Whatever, haters.

Dreadlocks have been around since, oh, the dawn of human history. Just because you associate them with Jamaicans and weed doesn't give that connection a teensy, tinsy bit of validity. Had you typed "dreadlocks" into Google and opened Wikipedia (which is the second link down after the Z/G scandal), you would have found…